I · am · a · cool · kid!

I am cleaning my house because this morning I slept in for once in my life! Oh my goodness~~~~Once in my life I sleep in, and guess what I get when I wake up...A MESS! Devon and ALejandro tore up the WHOLE entire house! Ugh Curlers half eaten every where....deodorant smashed into the carpet...makeup oho..the poor makeup! These are just some of the things I woke up to. And what exactly were the culprits doing when I spotted them in the middle of this mess? Well, The Chubbie # 1(Devon) was on top of this antique tv we have that I am going to throw away.....ad he is standing up....well, The Chubbie # 2(Alex) was sitting on the floor chanting....jump..jump..jump..oh my goodness. I run into the mix and say no Chubbie 1 do not do it! Do not jump...well he does not listen...Chubbie 2 has warped him into a since of HAVE TO JUMP.....So Devon jumps off of the tv and I swear in my near future I will be calling an ambulance to come get my baby.....I hear me dialing the number...when WHAT he lands...perfectly...better than in the olympics! WOW! I have amazing sons that I love ohh sooo much! Hm...DAMN DIRTY HOUSE! Oh well, I already cleaned up the bathroom and living-room and kitchen! All I have left is Devon's Room, My Room, and HALLWAY! Ugh I hate the hallway the most. And most people would say why it is little Vacuum it and you are done. NO NO NO not in my hallway! In my hallway you must battle the mighty Chubbies that want to go into and out of every room a MILLION AND FIVE times....Hmm. I guess I am through ranting on! How are you Emrys? I wish that your internet would work the way I WANT IT TO! UGH!!!! So yea July 30 I move into my totally KICK ASS new apartment! Yea it is awesome...two POOLs...volleyball...barbeque areas...Fitness...Hmm..I am so excited! It is $508 a month plus phone, electric, and water, and internet...but it is sos ososososososo worth it! Better go Devon and Alejandro are fighting over a toothbrush right now! Hmm...The saga continues!

Well, Today was great..or so I thought, but something ALWAYS has to happen between My Love and I. I just do not understand why Fate is so pissed off at me? Karma tambien! I do not get it. I do the best I can to be a GOOD person..to help people that hate me...Because I love them and Karma gets all pissed because I fall in love with a DAMN DemiGod. SO, Fate says hey girl wonna play games. See if I let you have everything you want. So, now I get everything I want...such as money, clothes, ya know the "Material" shit that everyone is always fighting for; instead of the one thing that I truly want, "Love". All I really want is a Romantic time. I want to have someone hold me, kiss me softly, gently touch me (QUIT BEING A PERVE DAMNIT)and make me feel happy. I want to feel like I belong in this world; On this earth. Ugh...I guess I gave that all away when I challenged Karma and Fate(Karma's overlly protective boyfriend). I want sweet kisses and nights out under the stars(with my babies asleep inside so that I know they are safe and tucked into bed)with the man I love. You win Karma...you win Fate....I will let my love, my DemiGod, my best friend, my strength, my passion...I will let him go, and I swear if you do not leave me alone I will retaliate. KKK for life baby! Fuck you and I am out!

SO yea, My belly button ring keeps hitting eVeRyThInG! Man, I never knew I was such a clutz. Anyways..so I am happy. I had a tif with my special person today, but he got over it and realized I am the BEST! (just kidden) But really he realized it. HAHAHA Ugh, I got a new skirt it is really pretty and white. YEAY! I got a new bra...It is lime green. I got a new shirt that is black and super sexy. It is off of the shoulder and tight. I think it makes me look very sexy, and that is hard.(just kidden) I mean the hard part. I got some new pants that are blu...they are really baggy and they make me look anorexic..SO yea. Ugh..Sunday Mark and I played lights off golf, and I won.YES! Then, we played pool and I won three times in a row.. Score for the home team. I got some new perfume. It is Vanilla Glitter and I got new deoderant it is also Vanilla Glitter. Hmm....pretty ,uch all the stuff I own is Vanilla. SO anyways. YEA.. Well, I am hungry. Ohh my dearest X. All I can think about is you. Guess what....Today when Well SWEAR NOT TO GET MAD AT ME! Today when I walked into 7th Atown came in and kissed me. He like grabbed me and kissed me on the chin because he was too short to reach my mouth! WOW! Talk about Lucky Me! Anyways, I yurn to feel the touch of your sweet lips on mine. Ugh...oh well, guess I will just have to play by myself and my new little toy(naval ring)...BYE GUYS>>>But still


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